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Üç Adam
Üç adam cennetin kapısında sorgu meleğinin
karşısında duruyormuş (doğal olarak yeni
ölmüş adamlar bunlar). İlk adama nasıl öldüğünü
sormuş melek.
Adam anlatmış: "Uzun süredir karımın beni
aldattığından şüpheleniyordum.İş seyahatine
gitme bahanesiyle evden çıktım ve 2 saat sonra
haber vermeden döndüm. Karım çıplaktı ve banyodan
yeni çıktığını söyledi ama ben ona inanmadım çünkü
saçları kuruydu. Hırsla evi aramaya başladım kimse
yoktu fakat yatak odasının penceresinde iki el
gördüm. Yarı çıplak ter içinde bir adamdı bu..
Ellerine vurarak onu aşağı düşürdüm ama çok
şanslıymış çiçek tarhının üzerine düştü ve ölmedi.
Ben de buzdolabını üzerine attım. Adam öldü ama ben
de kalp krizi geçirdim."
Sıra ikinci adamdaymış:
"Şortumu giymiş evimde günlük sporumu yapıyordum.
Koşu bandını fazla hızlandırmış olmalıyım birden şerit
koptu ve beni üzerinden fırlattı pencereden dışarı
uçtum. Neyse ki alt katın penceresine tutunabildim.
Ama manyağın biri beni ellerime vurarak aşağı düşürdü.
Neyse ki çiçeklerin üzerine düşüp kurtuldum ama sapık
herif bu sefer de üzerime buzdolabını attı
ve burdayım işte..."
sıra üçüncü adamdaymıi:
"Ben buzdolabının içinde çıplak bir şekilde
bekliyordum kendimi burada buldum."

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